February 2012
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Fokin.
Still need to sell a few more tickets for the Fleecy Weecy on Sunday. Yes this means you in the Bristol tag YES YOU BUY ONE FUCK!
Why would it be impossible for God to like fish...
Because he doesn’t exist.
"No Acting Oscar in the Last Decade Has Gone to... →
National Shite Week.
Anonymous asked: Will oyu not try? It'll be fun ;)
Anonymous asked: Can you guess who this is?
Anonymous asked: Would you fuck any of them?
Anonymous asked: Do does anyone you know from real life follow you on tumblr?
Anonymous asked: Would you fuck anyone you follow on Tumblr?
Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
Dae it
Anonymous asked: I don't follow you, you just reblogged one of my pictures.
Anonymous asked: Why are you being such an ass? can you even play guitar?
MJ: Tumblr Mythbuster.
I’m out to prove some points about this site. Pokemon “fan” blogs can’t actually battle Pokemon - Myth confirmed. The Bristol tag is ruined by Hipsters from Clifton - Myth Confirmed Tumblr judges shows by attractiveness of the actors and ship-ability, nothing else. - Myth fucking confirmed. Next on the list is… The guitar tag is filled with hipsters that can’t...
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Fuckin.
Anyone living in Bristol want to come to an all dayer next weekend? I need to sell these fucking tickets or I’ll get battered.
I never sing with my eyes closed I must’ve blinked when they took the photo or something how embarrassing.
bacon-beer-and-boobs:
irresponsible-masochist:
You know how people try and make Tumblr a “secret website” from Facebook people? Imagine if there’s a site out there that people are trying to keep from Tumblr users…
the-absolute-best-gifs:
What if?!?!
It’s called 4chan.org
One more follower till fokin 300 fokin
Does ANYONE on Tumblr play Pokemon competitively?
kavithaispadfoot:
And I don’t mean “lolz i beat that gim leeder wit my carizaard omgg~~ !!!11!1one! i am lyke gonna be a pogeymanz master~~~ lollz origneenal 150 ftw!”
No. I mean, like, understanding of EVs, IVs, how to breed effectively, OU, UU, singles, doubles, synergy, natures, items, movesets type of battling.
I seriously need more hardcore Pokemon buddies :[
I will destroy you.
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jefetonio asked: I really want to know what that Pokeball thing is on your taskbar. *just saw your pokemon screenshot thing*
"taxation is theft"
anticapitalist:
OH boohoo. The rich mercilessly exploit the workers, charge exorbitant prices for goods, and basically fuck up everything that is good in the world, and that’s fine because private property is Liberty (®). But if you tax them, that’s evil government oppression! It’s exploitation and coercion!!!!
No. Shut the fuck up.
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I like going on Pokemon “fan” blogs and asking them intricate questions about the mechanics of the game and asking advice on movesets and strategies etc. Most people who claim to be fans don’t have a fucking clue and are just those 90s retro hipsters YES THIS MEANS YOU READING THIS IN THE POKEMON TAG!
Fokin I made a twitter. →
Anonymous asked: Is that an orange suit jacket? Do they make you wear that to school.
Anonymous asked: Post a picc? =)
Anonymous asked: What the scariest thing that's ever happened to you?
Anonymous asked: Debunk capitalism in less than five words.
Ask me anythin, right. →
Question time is fucking shite I turned it off...
I wish I had more money than I have and I know...
No no no no no you’re absolutely right. There’s nothing radical or revolutionary about living in poverty. In fact, living it poverty is pretty fucking shit, therefore, there’s nothing at all wrong about want to get out of it. Anyone that claims you’re conforming to capitalism or some shit by wanting to escape poverty can get themselves to fuck.